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[cyrano_de_ivona]

So I got done mopping the deck (it was spotless) and I was about to leave and see a nudie show, except now there's a giant glob of glue on the deck. And I can't argue about it because that'd get me thrown off the ship, so all I can do is pick the mop back up and do it over.

And once again my money curses me for not putting them in a chick's thong

Comments

[curry_ramen]

Wait...if there's glue on da deck, won' the mop get stuck to it?

[cyrano_de_ivona]

...Aw, gee, now what am I gonna do?

[penurium]

Sorry.

[cyrano_de_ivona]

You're damn right you're sorry, that took me the better part of two days to finish, and it was perfect!

[penurium]

Wanna keep yelling to a quartermaster, pal? I'm sure you could be put to use cleaning the bottom of the ship.

[cyrano_de_ivona]

You...Tch. How am I supposed to clean this up?

[omgwtfwrench]

You could be putting that money to much better uses.

[cyrano_de_ivona]

That glue coulda been put to better uses, too.

[omgwtfwrench]

That's true. But what's done is done; I'll help you clean it up, since most people seem to be in the city but seriously. You need to get yourself a weapon. I highly suggest you invest in that, instead.

[cyrano_de_ivona]

My fists are weapons. And unless you wanna throw another wrench at me, I can do the job on my own.

[spannertime]

Glue? I might have something that could dissolve it...

[cyrano_de_ivona]

Give it.

...Wait, it's not an explosive is it? Is it gonna blow up the ship?

[spannertime]

Why would I offer you anything that explodes for glue? No, it's just a solvent I use for cleaning parts... it should take the glue right off. If you come by the boiler room, I'll give you some. Just... don't use it near an open flame.

[cyrano_de_ivona]

Thanks. I appreciate it.