Question: how many paranoids does it take to change a lightblb?
Answer: WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
Q: How many zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the lightbulb and one not to screw in the lightbulb.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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