eating spicy salt pork spare ribs from sam wu's, bit one side and hit bone, flipped that bitch over and tried the other side. bone again. very mad.

*UPDATE: have turned it on it's side, exposing the soft un armored belly, victory tastes amazing.

whats up guys. how you doin. yeah im good. im goin crabbing this weekend. cool. where do you catch crabs at? sf..... or..... your pants..

Today my room mate wong is playing a rogue-like  ASCII game thats so memory intensive it keeps crashing on him, and his quad core 4 gb ram computer.

( math problem for the ghetto schools... )

i was reading some reviews for half life 2 (im playing it again) and this one said to me: AMAZING ( Read more... )

so chinese new years rolls around and so accordingly i go to ranch 99 to have some nice celebrations. after coming home with 6 bags of dumplings i'm feeling kinda good. dinner time now, i can hardly wait, i patiently boil the water, and patiently cook the dumplings. they lookin good, my hard work paying off. BAM done. bloods rushing, adrenaline's ( Read more... )

SO, i have fulfilled my good deed quota of the month. heres how it went ( Read more... )

so yesterday i got cut off by some dude. i was really pissed and was gonna cut him off as revenge, but as i pulled alongside him he grins at me and flashes the peace sign and waves it at me. AND I COULDN'T RESIST BUT LET HIM GO WITH A WAVE. it must have been some sort of voodoo magic that rendered me defenseless and somehow negated my anger ( Read more... )

so last nite i ate a whole can of asparagus by myself. and me piss smelled like asparagus for the next 3 times i took a piss. how awesome is that.

over the weekend some dude tricked me into giving him my lucky cigarette. so im walking down the street and hes like hey can i have a smoke? im like sure, i have two left and ones my lucky so you can have the other one. and i give it to him being the nice guy that i am. but then he's like let me show you a trick, hand me the box. and im like well ( Read more... )