SCENE: Father is sitting on one couch, T (older brother) is on another, D (me) is in the kitchen. TV is on, all is normal.

T: *farts*
T: *suppressed grin*
Father: T has spoken.
D: *runs to another room to smother laughter*

Just another day in my life.

My will has been broken. Promises I made myself with the gravity of blood-oaths have been become the whores of my temptations.

I have read Twilight.

Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned.

Because my injured psyche deserves a vacation, I shall now present my own version of what would happen should Christopher Moore's Bloodsucking Fiends meet ( Read more... )

Just saw "My Life in Ruins". I want my money back. I want my dignity back.

I feel so degraded and insulted by this movie. So. Many. Clichés. 'Romantic comedy' does not have to be mutually exclusive from 'great film'.

One thing that I did find amusing - so, so many Hetalia stereotypes could be seen in this movie. Aww, those Canadians were so precious ( Read more... )

My first try at doing one of these thingies. It has some problems, such as NOT ENOUGH ACTION, but I do like some parts of it.

I plan to do more vids like this, so we'll see how it goes.

( BOINK! )

At the age of about 2 1/2 is when he said this ( Read more... )

Short Summary: Jesus Christ's best friend Biff is brought back to life in our time in order to tell the true story of Jesus growing from a child and becoming a man with a destiny. Toilet humour, hot kung fu chicks, weird gurus, venereal diseases, and dog-fanciers ensue. Plus a little bit of tear-inducing tragedy, but that happens (of course) near ( Read more... )

I had a strange dream in which two men were conversing and commiserating in a civilized and genteel manner. One said to the other, in a playful and casual manner, "I use violence to gain influence, and you use influence to gain violence." The other blithely agreed, and I can't remember their exact movements, but I imagine the second man agreed with ( Read more... )