here is my best friend.


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Melissa gave me her live journal...this is Jessie, her sister, i dont really plan on updating, ever, but i appreciate the gift, and wanted to let you know that this no longer belongs to Melissa.

Thanks.

-Jessie

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You spray water, not perfume or gasoline, on a fire in your home...unless you WANT it to burn down. If you really don't care about your house, leave it to it's own devices and I suppose if you're wrong about the fire being so small, it'll burn down on it's own ( Read more... )

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Some high school in California will no longer be having any school dances or proms because the students were "freak dancing." I think that this situation could potentially produce the most interesting protests America has ever seen. Picture hundreds of horny teenagers angrily bumping and grinding in the name of justice and freedom.

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Looks like the jigs up. Since presumably the only person who reads this now knows who I am, I can do one of two things. One would be delete the journal, but that's silly. The other is tell all of you (one of you?) the password to the journal, and just kinda see what happens. I think I like that one ( Read more... )

After some cleaning, I discovered a book my 2nd grade teacher gave to me. In it, I wrote this story. I was like...eight or nine years old. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!! Unfortunately, though, the literary gem was never completed, but I remember my intentions were, ambitiously, for it to be a full length novel. Ah well. here goes...( no editing ( Read more... )