dood. is that how the cool kids spell it? anyways, dood.

i did not get married. it was totally set up to fool extra terrestrials and/or people magazine. the only thing i would even remotely consider marrying is taylor's sweet sweet butt-hole that i lick on a daily basis. mmm taylor butt-hole ( Read more... )

Wow, I get forgetting the damn passwords when I delete but change is fun, right, kiddies?

Third times the charm or some shit like that.