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I received a note from the gnome today in my mail. Apparently he's been traveling around Mt P with his abductors, because there were also three pics of him, one at the speedway, one in front of the young church smoking, and one in front of an old abandoned building. He also has his own livejournal name now, locust_gnome. The note said, "I am ( Read more... )

Whomever stole the gnome, will die a very painful and excruciating death. Just wait 'til my roommates get home. You will burn motherfucker.

I remember I had friends once. It's a bit hard to recall, but I know I did. And then a plague called Spring Break came through and wiped them all out. Now I'm alone in this arctic wasteland that is Mt. P.

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Shawna is the awesomest!

After a very humbling and humiliating experience today, I was able to convince the manager at Lone Star to give me another opportunity to work for him. I was terrified the entire time I was talking to him, of what I'm not sure. Rejection, I suppose, and embarrassment. But fortunately he was a kind individual who realized that my apology and ( Read more... )

Why is it in that many areas of my life I can be incredibly savvy and thoughtful, yet when it comes to financial situations/obligations I am a complete novice? Scratch that, I'm not savvy or thoughtful about anything, I'm a wreck. Someone put me out of my misery

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*shudders*