Comments | d_minion: Things to Perk up a Minion of Evil

d_minion

Things to Perk up a Minion of Evil

Mar 13, 2003 16:58

1) Be told am Evil.
2) Be told am Evilest of them all.
3) Be told am cute & loveable, to boot.

and...

4) Steal all of someone's cigarettes, nicotine patches & gums, etc. And make sure can't find any for a bit. Yesss...

After all.

Am Evil.

Would hate to disapoint.

*solemn nod*

*flounces off cutely*

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EVIL! soulvamp March 13 2003, 14:22:44 UTC

*searches pockets*

*roars loudly*

Re: EVIL! d_minion March 13 2003, 14:23:41 UTC

*preens cutely*

*puts a cigarette through shredder*
Pretty sound, no?

Re: EVIL! soulvamp March 13 2003, 14:29:38 UTC

*eyes widen*

Bah...!

You are TRULY CRUEL! Even your boss let me take "torture breaks" so I could cadge a smoke! Not that it was easy to do when his grey-and-nasty vamp had beaten me about the face so badly my lips were swollen, but STILL!

*twitch*

Re: EVIL! d_minion March 13 2003, 19:33:44 UTC

If am Evil, then must do Evil things.

*self-righteous nod*

Is true. Besides, would be so very rude to contradict you.

*smiles cutely*

mpoetess March 13 2003, 14:41:31 UTC

Am stunned by depth of your evil. Plus, v. cute. Evilness and cuteness both at competitive level with 4 month old kittens. V. good bad.

Re: d_minion March 13 2003, 19:34:50 UTC

*giggles at slip and purrs at you*

*is feeling so much better thanks to very much Fagless!One reminder her of things*

rona_sit March 13 2003, 16:01:19 UTC

Silly bear....

*eyes bleary*

Re: d_minion March 13 2003, 19:38:09 UTC

*pats thoughtfully*

Wearing off some, is it? Good. Was tired, so went a bit strong there with the pretty lights.

Ooopsies!

the23rdevil March 13 2003, 16:11:33 UTC

4) Steal all of someone's cigarettes, nicotine patches & gums, etc. And make sure can't find any for a bit. Yesss...

Laughs ass off in delight of the plan.

Oh Minne, you truly are the evilest minion around. Cheers.

Re: d_minion March 13 2003, 19:38:49 UTC

*bows cheerfully*

*preens and nances about*

Wheeeeee!

hesadevil March 13 2003, 17:24:14 UTC

Hey - I said taunt not torture
Truce is off with fruit bats. Will probably eat next delivery-boy bat when it arrives with overdue cheque.

Re: d_minion March 13 2003, 19:44:59 UTC

He asked for it. Really.

Will send cheque via Fedex. Boring, but safer for the bats, eh?

;)

devilish_one March 24 2003, 15:12:22 UTC

Just letting you know that I will be handling hesadevil's business interests on a da-to-day basis for the foreseeable future. Many thanks for the cheque, duly cashed. Now, what's the next project?