Sometimes, is the small things that make you feel better.

*giggles cutely to self*

*blinks*

*realizes something*

*DIES LAUGHING*

They don't KNOW!

*keels over giggling madly some more*

BWAH!

Is so very amusing.

Meh heh heh!

Send this after me? Send rank amateur, after professional has seen it almost all Minion of Evil?!

*fumes*

Of all the...

*reverses curse on Fruit Bats and sends it flying in random direction in fit of pure pique*

So not amused.

In fact...

Am peeved. Am very peeved.

*huffs*

*cutely, dammit*

*glares at currently thwarted moths*

Mmmm...

Fruit Bats have taken frightening interest in Twinkies.

*eyes empty stash*

Ah well. At least should make next phase of "Torment the Sidekick" some fun.

*grins at thought*

*starts giggling*

Much fun. Should have done this sooner.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Have new pet. Is very cute as stuffed rat. Very cosy button eyes. Must find cute bow tie for it!

:: nances about and preens ::

There once was a boy named Xander
Who picked the wrong minion to slander
He lost all his Twinkies
Got covered in cheesies
And boy was his tie quite the shocker

Oooh... that's it.

FastFoodForEvil!Boy is in for it.

*evil grin*

It starts now.

*giggles cheerfully*

Has been far too long since have indulged in terrorizing hapless mortal. This will be much fun!

*eats another Twinkie*

*preens*

Someone needs to lighten up.

:: evil grin ::

:: fetches fruit bat and sends a complimentary Teddy Bear ::

Have taken up new stalking habits hobby. Hapless minions they send out are fun to scare witless too, though not huge challenge to achieve.

Honestly. Some people are getting bent out of shape. Well, were anyhow. Not so much anymore.

:: is amused ::

Edit - Methinks should brag. Methinks will.

Patience is a virtue ( Read more... )

Heh.

Am very smug minion. Have very much earned future raise, yes. And much evil appreciation. Ok, so have not actually told current employer about unfolding nasty plan, but is best way to make certain plan unfolds. Will show results.

:: nods cheerfully ::

Sometimes pays, to leave things lying around.

Hee!