*HATE Sunnydale*
*nothing good ever happens in Sunnydale*
*was floating through to investigate loss of last team*
*passed out while floating*
*woke up in a hand*

*...*

*four Gentlemen in one Hand...*
*it was an Evil Hand, but still just a hand*considered stealing heart from body hand was attached to ( Read more... )

*has lovely evening with Phoebe-bear despite unfortunate events today ( Read more... )

I have found Phoebe. She is a snuggly evil bear now, as far as I can tell. Regardless, she's terribly adorable now, and I wrapped her in all eight of my arms and hugged her like no other time in my life.....

An interesting by-product of this whole debacle is that a young horny teenager is now in possession of my body, and is hearing voices to ( Read more... )

Well, this was certainly unforeseen.

Do the snuggly bear minions work the same as the regular ones? They sure look funny dressed in straitjackets...

*tries to speak*
*can't*
*opens mouth again*
*says nothing*

How the hell do I make these minions do anything? Crap! I don't know sign language!

*turns to funny-dressed fellows*
*grins*

Wow! Look at that! I can move the minions with a toothy grin. Or telepathy. Who knows? Let's see. Scalpels, an overwhelming desire to eat hearts, no voice. Plus ( Read more... )

Do I have flaming balls of death? No. Evil? God, by the packaging I would say yes. None of the four of me is handsome at all. I do seem to have quite a number of scalpels on me...that seems awfully menacing. And I float, which is unnerving, but sort of liberating as well. Pretty slow going however. And will you look at these fellows? Dressed in ( Read more... )

Damn that Phoebe and I were in the middle of...well...

it was sweet, and touching...

....and dirty as hell. But now unfinished.

Now I have not one, but FOUR libidos to contend with.

This is very uncomfortable, if you know what I mean.

What the hell? PHOEBE! Where are you? Or more importantly, where am I?

Hmmm. Interesting. Bony knuckles. Eight sets of knuckles. Four heads? Good god it's like an echo chamber in here! Look at me! I'm four ghouls, floating along in Sunnydale! Ugly as sin, too. Toothy grin, but hideous. God, this is going to be terrible for my reputation as a man- ( Read more... )

*gingerly floats into Sunnydale*
*must resist urge to flee*
*is slightly soothed by relative calm*
*bows head*
*sheds a tear for the earlier teams who gave their lives in the cause of voicelessness and heart harvesting*
*picks up chin(s) and floats forward with resolve*

*sighs*
*investigative team of the Gentlemen must go back to Sunnydale to piece together what happened last time*
*hates Sunnydale*
*wishes Sunnydale didn't exist*
*doesn't want to go*
*wonders why must investigate when everyone knows Sunnydale is a pox upon us*
*kicks air in frustration*