Yah Steve I can do it too!  Don't feel too special now do you!

So my co-worker went to a sex show the other day and this was the conversation that arrose at work because of it.
Meagen: I went to a sex show last night and there were all these dildos and one of them looked like a magic wand.  So I picked it up and looked at my friend and said " ( Read more... )

Wow.  So I don't often get homesick and when I do it is usually just a really fleeting thing like, "damn I could go for some Chang Mai" or "Powell River smells better".  But I was just checking out facebook and a friend of mine posted some photos of up the lake.  Now Powell Lake is huge.  It is a monster of a lake(we actually have a shitty legend ( Read more... )

You know what I hate? IKEA! IKEA is a filthy slut.  Take, for example, my bed: A horrifically uncomfortable and under-supported mattress that's only redeeming social value is the industrial strength foamy I have over top of that and even then I can still feel the fucking springs jabbing into my side while I lay there.  Fuck you IKEA and all of your ( Read more... )

What the fuck is wrong with the Punisher ( Read more... )

Well the great Hollywood minds are at it again.  Let's start off from the beginning:

Long ago in the year of 1994 a man got his breakthrough role in a movie intended for Robin Williams; that movie: Ace Ventura; that star: Jim Carrey.  Since that time Jim went on to do some wildly successful comedies including The Mask, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, and ( Read more... )

Wow.  So here I sit totally unable to sleep despite being absolutely dead tired.  My mind just wont shut off...I hate it when I get this.  It happens every so often when I am frustrated beyond belief.  So this is why I am frustrated:

First off my assistant manager is a fucking lazy ass dick.  I have no idea why he gets payed more than I do.  I have ( Read more... )

Alright well as some of you know I am bored as hell here at work and as such I spend some time checking the usual sites regarding movies, comics, ninjas, and so on and so forth.  In my stumbles(probably relating to booze) I came across this today:

The action picks up two years after Superman defeats Lex Luthor. Superman is saving the crew aboard the ( Read more... )

Now I think everyone here has read my thoughts on video games turned to movies...if you haven't let's just say I don't think they are worth wasting your life seeing.  Especially if Uwe Boll directed.  The only ones I think might make good movies are possibly a Warcraft(which would turn out looking like LOR) and Starcraft(which would turn out to ( Read more... )

Okay so I just got out of 28 weeks later and wow...I mean wow.
Never before have I heard a theatre so quiet after the movie ends...Keep in mind this isn't a bad thing.
The movie starts out with a scene from the original outbreak and instantly you are brought back to the first one.  You are reminded of how terrible the situation was and how absolutely ( Read more... )

no it was actually plane...superman does not exist however there might be some fact to the myth: mild mannered reporter Clark Kent reports: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/070423/canada/canada_britain_kryptonite_col I am a little bit unsure what to think here, I don't have too many jokes about this sort of thing...which is odd because I had a ( Read more... )