( Read more... )

I love watching my mother make my dad jump through hoops. It's funny because he deserves it for being such a pussy about everything. this weekend my mom was doing "Taxes". she has been doing the Taxes on and off a few weeks which means my dad is doing the yardwork, house cleaning, and ect. while my mom sits on her ass and watches soaps while ( Read more... )

My dad was complaining about Texas Roads and Highways Magazine because they dont have anymore good articles on "Flowers & Coyotes". I called him a Fag for wanting to read about Flowers ( Read more... )

I am immature, I have been posting resturant reviews under the alias of cockman. I dont know whats so funny about the name cockman, but it is amusing to me. cockman.

We had bagels this morning for breakfast, and I put lots of jalepeno cream cheese on mine. It was good and got me thinking. Why not make Jalepeno Flavored water? I haven't seen that one yet. Ive seen jalapenos put inside everything else. Lets pool our resources and make this happen!

I will one day commit murder because I cannot stand people looking at my food. That is a real pet peeve of mine. I hate when people oggle my lunch or breakfast or dinner. Its worse when they give it one of those looks like "OMG THATS SO WEIRD" when it is not. This one guy at work always comments on my food in the morning. He seems to think that ( Read more... )

Who is the Drizzle?

I really like eating shrimp now. Sorry this post isnt so long but it had to be said. I just like shrimp. It's awesome. It has this weird texture that I dig. It;s also good any style from any country, but its best grilled. Its good with rice, and good with noodles, good with beans and good by itself. Even beeter griled wraped in bacon and an ( Read more... )

I get a chuckle reading file sharing sites. Most people on there are hypocrits who think the movie/music industry is evil for trying to protect their shit. They say they want to see the industries die, but if they were to magically die then what would be left to DL? Freeware? When you look at the most DL'd files it is almost always lowest common ( Read more... )

My name is shakezula the micophone rulah!

Anyone else watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force?