They had the big Ipod unvieling and WHOOPEDY FUCK, it's just a color screen and the ability to hold photos. Oh and a black U2 edition. Im getting an mp3 player soon, but not an ipod for sure. The prices are sure to go way down soon as everyone and their brother is coming out with a model and alot of them have more options. I saw one company has ( Read more... )

My time at my shitty job is almost up. I was late for the umteenth time and my supervisor told me next time I am late I will be docked 3 days pay. Basically Suspended. I cant afford that, but fuck if I am gonna be a scared little boy and show up early every day. This also means I cannot be late again for a long time, or at least a few months, ( Read more... )

I can't stand this at work, this old routine. You show up at 8:39 instead of 8:30 and someone, usually a manager or higher up comes up later in the day and says "What happened to you this morning." I always want to sarcastically say, missed everyone saying morning and getting their coffe and donuts. Nobody starts working anywhere until after they ( Read more... )

If I ever find myself in charge of hiring people, I am only going to hire people who have the computer skills to do the following ( Read more... )

Jared unban me. Call my cell number at work and we can have lunch and work out a truce at myu favorite place quiznos.

I suspect this guy at work has OCD, he is always rearranging shit that he doesnt need to touch, in fact it seems like he seems to want to do everything but his own job. He isn't really an employee here since he was contracted to make a program for something, but the boss likes him to work here and alot of the stuff he needs is here anyways. One of ( Read more... )

anyone who listens to Howard Stern has heard this already, but it cracks me up. Its a song parody made up of sound bites from a prank call/interview they did with George "sulu" Takeakiwhateverrhymeswithbukakee.
What is odd is I met someone online tonight whos mother knows the guy and makes him margaritas.

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goldmine cigs are the worst things I think I have ever smoked. Well one time I tried smoking some nutmeg, but thats nether here nor there ( Read more... )

I made this up, and its lame but here we go.

What did the Cajun ghost eat for dinner? BOO!dan. HAHAHA LOL I slay me. HHAHAH get it slay!!!

I went to Churches Chicken, I know, I know, a bad choice. Churches is like a low rent KFC. It ranks below Popeyes and KFC yet somehow a bit above Hartz. Anyways this Churches is pretty bad even by Churches chicken standards. Anyways they usually get the food right and you cant complain about that, they little Indian/Muslim manager does a good ( Read more... )