I endorse anarchy if for no other reason that the fact that the regular government functions are horribly shitty. Case in point my loathing of the post office and dealing with any kind of Traffic court or Tax office. I need to get a new title for my car but I cant get anyone there on the horn because the phone is always busy. You'd think with all ( Read more... )

Im sad to say that I have been playing the Sims 2 alot this week. I hated the first one, but this newest version is not so bad. I had one guy who was a black Widow seeing as every woman I made "Whoohoo" [ their term for sex in the game] with would die soon after ( Read more... )

Im a sad man. Im 30 years old and I did this. I was at Papasitos in San Antonio and had ate a big helping of Shrimp Fajitas washed down with two shiner Bocks. I went out to smoke a cig and after smoking it I felt a big Fart coming on. I was walking back into the resturant to let it out in the throng of people waiting to get in where it would be ( Read more... )

I hate Las Vegas, I wish some terrorist would blow up some people here. this place is full of corporate whores, dumb fucking poor people, old people who need to die, macho baby boomers who are faggots, trendy faggots, lots of real faggots who wait tables and work in the fashion botiques ( Read more... )

You have to be proud of how dumb this counrty is. No, no, Im not gonna talk about the Mtv Video Awards, didn't even see them yet. No doubt I will see it since I think they rebroadcast it on every cable channel 20 times a day for a month after it passes. What I am talking about is what I saw on the news this morning.

57% of Americans would rather ( Read more... )

So, I was in my hotel room last night bored and drunk. I almost went to the naked bar,since they had 10 dollar all nude dances, but had second thoughts about driving around Dallas drunk since I have never driven here before. Just kidding I went but couldnt find the place and went back home. Since I was bored, frusterated and horny I did the next ( Read more... )

It should be a mans right to be able to pinch a broads ass at work. Id love to pinch some ass as they are bent over the copy machine. Id even pinch some old saggy laddy ass.
I hope I get the new job I have an interview for, its for a non profit place so that means lots of young dumb idealistic ass to pinch.

I think this dream was broguht about by smoking 4 cigs before bedtime, as for the last week I have barely even smoked 4 cigs total ( Read more... )

this one guy at work has been getting on my nerves. With him everything great is from Europe, especailly Italy. Gee wonder if its because your Itallian you say that. The best cars are German cars, gee maybe because you own a vw. It gets old fast ( Read more... )

From now on I no lomnger go by the name of Dabby but by my new surname Cassanova Von Frankenstein.