Now people are selling upside down Xmas trees. I would personally like to be one of the first to say: "What the f*ck?!"
On a less cynical note, my dog has a lead that he is attached to in the backyard and he will get himself tangled around the chair and then can untangle himself. Pretty cool eh?
My mom keeps bitchin about how I need to buy my prescriptions and so on. But unless she wants to fork out all this money for them, she needs to get off my back. Then she has the balls to ask me if I'm giving Brad any money.