This nice old man, a customer that I have had before, said that I have "a million dollar smile," and to "keep it."

:)

My mom in regards to a Regis and Kelly Mother's Day Special:

"Yeah, mom's are just wonderful this day, but the other 364 days they are just sonuvabitchs."

There was a customer whose name was "Meshack Meadows", and his wife was Elsie Meadows. I kid you not.

School is over for the summer.

Phew.

I can breathe easy for a couple months.

And Brad will almost be done with his school in a few weeks too.

Everything is looking up.

In one of my nursing papers, instead of saying "analyze," it says "anal size."

I just thought that was kind of funny, got a little chuckle out of it.

Well, another holiday. Another nice dinner. Another uneventful day ( Read more... )

So my aunt isn't doing as well as I thought she was going to, or rather as I was lead to believe. After a more thorough testing and evaluation, she's being started on chemo and possibly getting a central line Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Her femur is clear but they think the spots on her liver are actually cancer ( Read more... )

It's just kind of been chaotic lately. My sister's boyfriend has definitely had some trouble and my heart goes out to them ( Read more... )

My dad was flipping through the channels on the tv and we came across one of those outrageous exercise commercials and my mom says "this is just a commercial."
My dad: "It's probably a incommerical."
Me: "You mean infomercial."
My dad: "Yeah, whatever."

My mom had on ice skating and I was watching it with her for a few minutes and made comment: "She has really clean jumps ( Read more... )