Wow.

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Trampoline miss.
Free money.
Drive-by shooting.
Cussing preacher.
Jet crash.
Mentos rocket.
UFO compilation.
Helicopter surfing.
Animal crap.
Moronic medic.
Angry crocodile.
Cowardly cops.
Outrageous moments.
Mob brawl.
Kennedy assassination.
Race car.
Shopping cart.
Car jacker.
Texas style.
Taco attack.
Office kombat.
Poltergeist kid.
Cop attack.
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This vacation's useless, these white pills aren't kind ( Read more... )

Okay, so it's been quite a while... obviously. Things are pretty good, I suppose... well, they were. Ashley was just summoned back to her house by her diabolical parents. I mean, I'm sure they're looking out for her and her best interests, but like... what da fack? They're holding on to that little piece of rope they have left called control. ( Read more... )

Okay, so like, yeah. Here I am, sitting in front of this newfangled contraption muttering useless typings and typing useless mutterings... it's obviously been quite a while. I noticed that uh, I'm not the only one, heh... my friends page has died like a mofo, and only gets about a post or two maybe every other day or something like that. Either ( Read more... )

Y'know, as insignificant as this day may seem, it has some sort of underlying significance... I really can't seem to put my finger on it, though ( Read more... )

If my memory serves me correctly, which it rarely does... I had a dream last night where Ashley accidentally spent the night at my house, and when I woke up I was trying to get her up and once she did she just took off, and then like, I never heard from her again. And I specifically remember wanting to write a journal entry about it, in my dream ( Read more... )

Okay, for the sake of everyone, I won't make you read my post, but if you dare...
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