I stole this from Erin. It's sad, yes, but oh so funny. Mainly funny.

Just read it, trust me.

The Earth totally revolves around the sun.

Absurd in the extreme, I think.

Wait...

WHAT?!?! I hate mankind.

As cynical and bitter as I am, I never forget that there's beauty in the world. You can't forget that. Otherwise life wouldn't be worth living.

I'm tired.

Israel is my hero

I think I am up to either 3 or 4 people calling me a bad friend in the last several weeks ( Read more... )

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I am so excited I am squeeing

And this makes me just as happy!!!! So much joy

I really want to see The Good Shepherd

Really, really badly

The 9 wussiest rockstars

This is hilarious

"Mod is a shorter word for 'young, beautiful and stupid' - we've all been there." - Pete Townshend

Lolol

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This news story is disturbing to me, if accurate. Very disturbing, actually. (And yes, I am aware that was a sentence fragment)

This is wrong