I'm sick. I'm tired. I'm hungry.
( Now what? )

This HAS to be a joke, right? Cos it's too ridiculous and RETARDED to be true ( Read more... )

It's been a long week ( Read more... )

[EDIT]: Oh wait. If you found THAT funny, I edited it this waste of time after coming to a realization that you said something in your bullshit stupidity that I NEVER said.

You'll find THIS bit absolutely HYSTERICAL. As I do.

Maybe it'll open your fucking eyes. I don't think that's possible, though. Too bad. Oh well.Way to be ( Read more... )

SO. MUCH. LOVE.

WATCH IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!

The Cliks - Oh Yeah

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So I was thinking today and realized that I do NOT understand female emotions and mood swings ( Read more... )

Way to be proud to be a liar and a breaker-of-promises and COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY fucked up to me ( Read more... )

Hi.
My name is Kris.

I am becoming addicted to sex.
And I am already addicted to posting on LiveJournal.

This is post number 2,223.

( Hello, I'm In Delaware. )

Crying for the first time since Christmas ( Read more... )