Ok, so the Great Canadian Arsehole has been in a serious funk lately, one that I don't know how to get out of. Admittedly, this whole funk has been around since I had to give a dear pooch of mine his final "vaccine" at a very ripe old age of 13 1/2. Why did I do it myself do you ask? It's pretty simple. I took care of him myself for his whole ( Read more... )

Ok, it's been a few months since I last posted any kind of thought, comment, rant, etc on here. Needless to say, a few rotten eggers have been brewing and fermenting for quite a while and the old anus is aching and needs to vent off some stanky steam. I've been following all of this drama lately about the death penalty and crime vs. punishment ( Read more... )

So after nearly seven years of having not much more than fuckall for a christmas budget, I'm totally ready to just get this whole academic experiment in self-enduced poverty and sleep deprivation over. I'm not a Ebineezer or anything like that, but for the past 3 years, I've been hating christmas. Mind you, I don't hate the family get togethers ( Read more... )

It seems that life always has a sense of humor, but occaisionally lacks the other important senses. In the most recent case of reality, the sense of smell was the one missing! It goes like this... I come home thursday afternoon and get out of my car. That's when it hits me... like walking into a brick wall of yack, nose first. Appartently the ( Read more... )

I don't quite know how this transition happened, but for the last 3 years my halloweens have been rushed, last minute or complete duds. I work too fucking much to enjoy the holiday that was meant to be the most fun for both adults and kids alike. Seriously, I used to get dressed up in kick ass costumes that were either really creative or really ( Read more... )

Ok, so here's a little lesson learned the hard way. Usually, I get out of the shower when the face fuzz is nice and pliable and got to it with the old shaving soap, brush and triple blade razor. No matter what I do or what kind of razor I use, however, I always get parts of my neck, the ridge of my chin and the left cheek scraped and bubbling up ( Read more... )

ok, so the reason I'm posting today is simply because apparently everyone has dropped off of the face of the planet unless it's for the purpose of answering some stupid survey on myspace. Yeah, I'm guilty of that too, but hey, it's the middle of mid-terms and I need some form of procrastination/distraction from the non-stop brain sponging that I' ( Read more... )

Just wanted to get a general checkup on everyone, so turn and cough and get prepared for an unwarmed speculum... ok, I'll atleast be nice a provide some lube. Just sending out a general question of how everyone has been, since the only one posting anything at the moment is Suze. I can't exactly go knock on anyones door to say hello and see how it ( Read more... )

Since I tend to stray towards the side of ranting a raving, I figured that I'd put something in here for a laugh. Everyone from the Cardiero Crew might shit their shorts when they read this ( Read more... )

Kudos to Cabbie for the new piece of vocabulary, but it's back to the same old format of a surplus of what the fuck! It seems like it's been one giant ass reaming from the get go in the past week or so. This latest buttfucking came in the form of my loan money. I found out that the folks that so kindly granted me a scholarship of $2K lost the ( Read more... )