holla BITCHES holla..!!!:) what up it's ya main man broadcastin live so lets pop it off like lean cuisine...!;)dis week has been so mello y'all....it was like da teletubbies high off dat marijuana.........isnt dat SCARY..?? dat's so scary i wanna cry.....HARD. i feel bad for kangaroos yo....WOULDNT IT be funny if we could take all da kangoroos in ( Read more... )

HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf YO!! u know who it be so let's pop it off like drunk baboons y'all. OMFG da new year is almost here yo! I feel like peein, in a trash can and lightin it on fire, i don't do it every year, just dis one....cus i feel sexy about my body and i think i should start using it in a more.....positive way. I know y'all must be excited BOUT 2005!:) I don' ( Read more... )

College is da embodiment of selfishness yo..all da peeps are like "omfg UR ASIAN??? dat's so HOT...we should totally get LAID" and they neva do.....such hypocrisy makes me CRY....like a baby......on PCP. Did i mention dat DASHI TOTALLY ROCKED FIRST SEMESTA YO...i was like einstein.....but younger...and less german....;). not sayin dat germans are ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRIST-MAS BITCHES..!:) yo what up y'all..u know who it is so let's pop dis thang off XXX style..!;) DIS IS IT Y'ALL....CHRISTMAS DAY...!!!:) Y'ALL BETTA BE DOIN SOME SERIOUS LOVIN CUS IF U AINT...ur a pussy..!:) HAVE I TOLD U HOW MUCH OF A BIATCH geroge HAS BEEN..!:) if u dont know...george is one of my tortoises...IN ADDITION to his "MATE ( Read more... )

OMG Y'ALL..!!!:) U BETTA BELIEVE IT..!!!!! it's YA boi DASHI...!:) BACK BY POPULA DEMAND....!:) u know it y'all...some serious ish is bout to go down, so y'all better grab ahold OF YA GUCCI THONGS...AND HOLD ON TIGHT..CUS DIS PIMP MOBILE, IS GOIN STRAIGHT TO DA WEST SIDE WIT PLENTY OF CRISTAL AND PEANET BUTTA ABOARD... anywayz Y'ALL..!:) TODAY WAS ( Read more... )

OMG Y'ALL!!!!:) IT is time....FOR A PIMP BOOST from ur local pimp of asia......JACKIE CHAN...psych naw IT'S DASHI U SILLY PIMPS AND HOS!!!!:) FREAKY FREAKY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!:) omg y'all!:) last week was da physical embodiment of hell y'all!:) i felt like whereever i was doin my thing, poppin my cris....satan was there....flickin me IN DA ( Read more... )

hmmm.....what DOES happen when ur gucci thong fails!!! let's find out pimps and hos ( Read more... )

OMG Y'ALL!:) DA NIGHT OF MUSIC AND DANCE IS TOMORROW YO!!!:) OMG!:) WE GON HAVE SO MUCH KRISTAL!! WE GON MAKE NIAGRA FALLS LOOK LIKE A PUDDLE ALL!:) it's gon be da illest NIGHT anywhere!:) SO BRING ALL Y'ALL ASSES DOWN DEERRE! ON DIS FRIDAY!:) JANURARY 30, 2003 AT 7:00 PM!!!:) Y'ALL BETTER BE DEERE YO CUS DASHI IS GON BRING IT WIT HIS ENTOURAGE!:) ( Read more... )

YO YO YO!!:) what up y'all!!:) it's dashi!:0 and i've returned wit SOME HOT SHIT 4 ALL Y'ALL!!:) anywayz...!:) OMG!:) it is chinese new year's today!:) and I feel so psyched out yo i feel like a schizo SQUIRREL...!:) play practice was pointless!!:( aww....*ah-psh* fun nonetheless!:) i felt like i was 5 YEARS OLD AGAIN 4 elise and brendan were ( Read more... )