Shikato has been... "suggesting" a certain... "training exercise" lately. And Choumaru has been backing him up on it.

I'm not sure! It really is such a... "vigorous and strenuous" "training exercise" that I'm a little unsure about employing it so much earlier than tradition has ever called for it. (Granted, it hasn't been a tradition for that ( Read more... )

Shikato's still a little sore from that trick I pulled on him a while ago and hasn't been back to visit me since. I swear, you take over your friend's body once without their permission and it's the end of the world! He must have told Akimichi too; haven't seen the big guy in ages.The good news is, however, that I've been declared fit enough to ( Read more... )

I'm making excellent recovery! In great health! Perfectly fit to go back to work!

...So why won't Hana or Ino let me get back to work already?!?!

I'm going crazy on this couch and have watch enough daytime television, I could write my own show sitting upside-down on my head blindfolded! (Actually I did. I'm calling it, "Bontany P.D." It's a ( Read more... )

Well I'm out of the hospital! Finally! I think there was too much "precaution" for my case. But now I'm home! Gone away from the drafty hospital gowns, and nurses forcing me to stay in bed and getting me fat by feeding me hospital food and not letting me work it off. Now I get to deal with too many blankets and pillows as my wife and daughter ( Read more... )

Well, I'm in the hospital. Have been for almost a full week now. I only woke up about four days ago. Actually, I woke up a little more than a day after my attack to the sound of someone bellowing some poetic lecture about the power of youth. When I realized it was Gai, I rolled over and took another day off ( Read more... )

A part of me can't believe I'm doing this. That what happened even happened! A fight with my daughter that results in her actually storming out of the house ( Read more... )

Whoo, these daily training regimes are tough! I do them early in the morning with Nara and Akimichi, but they wipe me out. But somehow those two are still just fine! Jeez, I've really fallen out of shape! I don't get it either. I exercise every day! I shouldn't be this winded! And I don't need to see a doctor, Choumaru. If you can eat your ( Read more... )

In case anyone was still wondering, Iruka-sensei's Bachelor Party has been called off. I'm going to see if he still needs a strong drink, but ( Read more... )

A few Notes to Self:

1. Make sure Rose Petal is not able to interfere when using extremes to ground my daughter.
2. Get Choumaru to watch after Ino next time instead of grabbing Shikato the first useless person who comes along.
3. Storm down to Administration Office demanding Ino have time off to get well. (This seems to have been taken care of ( Read more... )

Aaaah, sometimes you just take a moment to stop and look back on your life and notice all the changes that have been made in it. Like how your flower-stand turns into a shop, how your little girl becomes a chuunin, and how the administration goes ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!

Who's idea was it to send my princess into the middle of an ice-cold, barbaric ( Read more... )