And so begins the hunt.

[daddy_yamanaka]

After much hiding and fear of my credit reports, Ino-chan forgave me for the whole wedding fiasco. She didn't even use my credit card like she threatened! Oh, what a wonderful, precious daughter I have~!!

...Which is why I'm going to have to kill Nara's son for giving her a black eye. *armed with weapons and kunai* How dare he harm my little

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[yamanaka_ino]

NO NO DADDY!! DON'T!!! It was just an accident!!! He didn't mean to hit me with the shougi piece!!! And uh-- the reason I'm so tired is because we're TRAINING TOGETHER. I'm not being abused by Shikamaru!!!

[daddy_yamanaka]

*clasps hands on Ino's shoulders* It's alright, Princess. Daddy understands how it's hard for innocent, young girls to admit to these things. Especially strong-willed girls like you. Heaven knows what it will make your reputation look like.

Don't worry! Daddy will avenge you!!

[yamanaka_ino]

Noooo!!! Daddy, REALLY. I would never let someone do such a thing to me!! After these rumors going around, my reputation is shot anyway So PLEASE don't kill Shikamaru!!

[konohamaru_kun]

YAMANAKA-otooji-SAMA!!

DON'T DO IT!

[daddy_yamanaka]

Konohamaru, it is not only my obligation as a man to defend Ino's honor, but also my sacred duty as her father!

*heads out once more*

[nara_shikato]

Calm down a little. There's no reason to just attack my son like that... think about it. He's the last person in the world who would ever lay a hand on Ino-chan. It's too troublesome to abuse someone, after all.

[daddy_yamanaka]

Oh yeah?! Well... uh, what about the time he..... um, that is.... Lately he's had the tendancy to...... er.....

....

WHAT ABOUT THE APRON?!

[nara_shikato]

... Maybe the apron is a new fashion statement. The medics wear them-- maybe it's a trend. Unless-- No... they're way too young for such a thing...

[daddy_yamanaka]

What kind of fashion statement is that?! I don't get young people these days....

...WHAT "such thing"?!?!