A KING'S ANSWERING MACHINE

[daddydaioh]

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Voice Upset Beatrice Is Upsettt

[beatrolliche]

Tamaki, I need to see you.

Voice oh noooo pretty witch don't be upset

[daddydaioh]

Miss Beatrice! What a pleasure to hear from you! Why, what a coincidence indeed; I was thinking about you only yesterday--I was planning on having a tea--

Er, is everything all right? We can arrange a meeting, if you'd like--when would you like to get together? I am quite busy, but I will of course make room in my schedule for you!

Voice BAWWWW

[beatrolliche]

No, everything's terrible.

As soon as possible.

Voice NO CRYING sparkle witches should never cry ;__;

[daddydaioh]

Oh--what... What happened? Er, no, never mind, you can tell me all about it when I see you! I can come over right now, if you'd like? Ah, are you hungry? I'll bring you something sweet to eat, too! I'll be there in one minute!

[French]

[littlest_lord]

Would you be interested in having tea with me soon?

[French]

[daddydaioh]

Ah, what a delightful suggestion! Have you managed to settle in all right? Are you staying at the Tower Apartments? If so, I have an apartment in the building as well--you could come over, or I could bring the necessities for tea to you! Or perhaps we could go out--there is a small tea shop in one of the sectors of the city that I have been meaning to try...

It is up to you, my lord! Whichever venue you would prefer! But it will be enjoyable, no matter where we go!

[French]

[littlest_lord]

I am staying at the Tower Apartments. I wouldn't want to impose on your hospitality, so perhaps a small tea shop would be most ideal?

[French]

[daddydaioh]

Certainly, certainly! As I mentioned, I have one in particular that has a variety of options in terms of refreshment--and the atmosphere is quite becoming. Do you have time this week, perhaps?

[modestmusume]

Tamaki sempai, when will you be coming home?

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[daddydaioh]

HARUHI!

[daddydaioh]

When? Er--quite soon, actually! I was looking at things at the commoner's Dollar Store, you see, because I was thinking ahead to the Host Club, and the things that we'll need! Ah, but why?

[modestmusume]

Is it too much trouble for you to take a trip to the pet store before coming home?

[spawnedbywar]

[well, he doesn't think he has the wrong number...]

Uh -- I've been hearing talk around the city that you're the proprietor of a host club. Any truth to that?

[daddydaioh]

Why, yes! Yes, I am! Well--at least, I soon will be, once we've completed the necessary preparations and conducted auditions and found a venue and worked out funding and decided on the proper number of hosts necessary to serve a city of this size! But all of that will be happening very, very soon, of course!

Why do you ask?

[spawnedbywar]

I think it's a great idea. There are a lot of clubs and bars here, but none provide the refinement a genuine host club would bring. I was pretty surprised that someone was trying to put one together here; I didn't think any existed outside of Japan.

Oh, well. I was wondering when the auditions were starting. I'm in the market for a job and I feel that having one here would be very well-suited to my tastes.

[daddydaioh]

Precisely my thought! Ah, and I am in charge of a host club at home-in Japan, as you rightly guessed! So it seemed only natural to set up a similar establishment here. After all, as you have masterfully deduced, there is a distinct lack--and in that lack, we can find success! And well we should, for there is no more important mission than the Host Club's mission!

Ah, but the auditions--they should be quite soon. We have only a few more things to get into order before they can begin. May I ask your name? And as an initial screening, we've been asking each applicant to provide a general sense of the talents that they possess!

[modestmusume]

Tamaki-sempai?

[daddydaioh]

Haruhi! Hello! Ah, did you call to tell me all about your day? Did you want to tell me about everything that you saw today? Did you have an amusing commoner's anecdote that you wanted to inform me of? Did you want to go out to dinner tonight with me? Well, of course, my answer to that would be yes, before you even ask!

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[modestmusume]

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[modestmusume]

Sure...We can go out for dinner.

Tamaki-sempai, I've a question about the Host Club.