super emo jaybird time

[daddymarijuana]

im so depressed. while i was skateboarding today i remembered the girl that i liked, the girl that never saw me the same way. right then, i started crying. i took off my black thick framed plastic glasses and wiped my tears off on my shirt. when my friends saw me crying to myself they felt so sorry for me that they started crying too. i pulled out

Comments

[killthegovernor]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES THAT IS A CLASSIC!

[daddymarijuana]

i need to print this out and sell it... i would make a fortune.

[killthegovernor]

Yeah.. you probably would =)

[5trapped]

Emos don't skate, they ride bikes. lol, but amusing

[daddymarijuana]

what is it with you and sami trying to correct the emo post... this emo skates. he skates by pushing the board with his feet.

[squeaky_police]

rofl....wtf are you smokin'?

funny though, hahahaha

[daddymarijuana]

im smokin the pure stupidty of everything... im smokin da john weed.

[daddymarijuana]

haha, there will probably be a whole line of this kind of posts soon. im just trying to figure out which ones will be the funniest and do them first.

wait a minute...

[dyslexic_smile]

how can the ground feel cold if you're on a skateboard?

Re: wait a minute...

[daddymarijuana]

skateboards dont have engines. you need to push them with your feet.

Re: wait a minute...

[squeaky_police]

well, one foot would feel cold on the ground then i guess :p

YES! i want a skateboard with an engine

Re: wait a minute...

[daddymarijuana]

shit, about right now ill settle for anything with 4 wheels and a engine.