i just started writing in wordpad while listening to bob marley, i didnt stop till i ran out of ideas. i did not change this in any way so it is a freestyle (freebase). its quite amusing i thought i would share it with all of you
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so now you think you're hot shit think you're a hit, think you're a master here's something for you, the voodoo gonna stick it in you like a spell caster.
sit on your livejournal, think you're the bomb we'll see who's wrong, when i tell your mom cause you ain't got no flow, hell no, damn bo you sound like a true white boy, ain't fly but i'll bury your ass 'for you can say goodbye so now what you gotta say, when you're gay and tryin to sing like a gang raper.
this is to you, from me, you'll see how i make your skin glow like a ghost white as only micheal jackson could boast cause i got the flow, i got the style, the power send your ass back to to 8 mile
so get your ass back to your trailer you failure, make another emo post cause this time the DM has lost and calavar is in.
ohh this shit is on you think your so great with your words so big and long your just a little bickering basterd you never had to deal with the dungeon master you act like your shit dont stink but your stuff smells like johns reek what have you been smoking? your rapping sounds like your choking go back to writing happy sappy poems and songs because to think your good you must me high like cheech and chong.
i think your just a coward noones rap in here smells like a flower post that shit on here cause we need to kick this into second gear we need more people to bust a rhyme there just is not enough time for slackers like us to sit here and bitch and fuss over how we dont have no skillz
Needles are greatketsukeameOctober 27 2003, 21:50:43 UTC
you don't understand the magic of the crack wonderland the needles will get you and your precious sack too so you need to get sean and just smoke the bong for the crack you will not smoke for it's fake weed on which you toke let the needles and crack be for this land is mine, you see.
Re: Needles are great5trappedOctober 27 2003, 22:12:01 UTC
who's this flower comin' in the ring? better listen to me, cause jason's the bee, and I hear he sting. and you know what i mean
i don't have time to get all mushy here, cause this poetry is aimed at you, muthafuckin queer
I've got the TV on BET and my book turned to Sir Phillip Sidney but you can't knock a literate man we read police 'for we in the can ain't a cop never busted me, 'cause i know the difference between their lights and a Kmart blue light Shopping spree
Re: Needles are greatdaddymarijuanaOctober 28 2003, 13:34:30 UTC
you diss the kmart shopping spree but i know that you are thrifty buying your shit at rock bottem prices so you have money for your microwaved mushrooms on your pizza slices yes i be dissin you g but you keep thinking your the big cheeze the buck doesnt stop with you it stops at the jew the jew named junky jodie
Re: Needles are great5trappedOctober 29 2003, 09:16:26 UTC
What nigga, ready for another round? when your face look like it hit the ground and you think you still got the sound?
call my ass thrifty when I've seen you suck dick for a dollar fifty. go buy your 6 cylinder car but you wont get real far when you drive like an old fart
so what you going to do when you try to anger the one who buys cig times for you?
this is what i have to say to the livejournal suckers there will come a day when we tell you fuckers google is not the shit i know you wont like it but thats the way things god down in htis hood i think that should go understood
you must be the first twit to rap about the internet now you try to fight with someone offline all night maybe your brain crashed when your CDROM smashed
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think you're a hit, think you're a master
here's something for you, the voodoo
gonna stick it in you like a spell caster.
sit on your livejournal, think you're the bomb
we'll see who's wrong, when i tell your mom
cause you ain't got no flow, hell no, damn bo
you sound like a true white boy, ain't fly
but i'll bury your ass 'for you can say goodbye
so now what you gotta say, when you're gay
and tryin to sing like a gang raper.
this is to you, from me, you'll see
how i make your skin glow like a ghost
white as only micheal jackson could boast
cause i got the flow, i got the style,
the power send your ass back to to 8 mile
so get your ass back to your trailer
you failure, make another emo post
cause this time the DM has lost
and calavar is in.
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you think your so great with your words so big and long
your just a little bickering basterd
you never had to deal with the dungeon master
you act like your shit dont stink
but your stuff smells like johns reek
what have you been smoking?
your rapping sounds like your choking
go back to writing happy sappy poems and songs
because to think your good you must me high like cheech and chong.
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hehe.. you should see my sad thirty-second response.
i choose not to post it. i am more lame than anyone else. haha.
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noones rap in here smells like a flower
post that shit on here
cause we need to kick this into second gear
we need more people to bust a rhyme
there just is not enough time
for slackers like us
to sit here and bitch and fuss
over how we dont have no skillz
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the magic of the crack wonderland
the needles will get you
and your precious sack too
so you need to get sean
and just smoke the bong
for the crack you will not smoke
for it's fake weed on which you toke
let the needles and crack be
for this land is mine, you see.
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better listen to me,
cause jason's the bee,
and I hear he sting.
and you know what i mean
i don't have time to get
all mushy here, cause this poetry
is aimed at you, muthafuckin queer
I've got the TV on BET
and my book turned to Sir Phillip Sidney
but you can't knock a literate man
we read police 'for we in the can
ain't a cop never busted me,
'cause i know the difference between
their lights and a
Kmart blue light Shopping spree
5trapped out.
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but i know that you are thrifty
buying your shit at rock bottem prices
so you have money for your microwaved mushrooms on your pizza slices
yes i be dissin you g
but you keep thinking your the big cheeze
the buck doesnt stop with you
it stops at the jew
the jew named junky jodie
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when your face look like it hit the ground
and you think you still got the sound?
call my ass thrifty when I've seen you
suck dick for a dollar fifty.
go buy your 6 cylinder car
but you wont get real far
when you drive like an old fart
so what you going to do
when you try to anger the one
who buys cig times for you?
pwned
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to the livejournal suckers
there will come a day
when we tell you fuckers
google is not the shit
i know you wont like it
but thats the way things god down in htis hood
i think that should go understood
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to rap about the internet
now you try to fight with
someone offline all night
maybe your brain crashed
when your CDROM smashed
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