I have officially stopped giving a flying fuck. About the borders. Mikey Chertoff takes an entire day to pose at the Peace Bridge in Niagra Falls when there's an open wound at the south end of this country hemmorhaging illegal aliens who's rather fuck this country over instead of trying to fix their own. Well if Canada wanted to give me and all my ( Read more... )

I'm a chick. At least she's a voodoo chickie. so that's cool.

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There's a guy with the feds surrounding his house and shooting at his friends. Why? because this man, who lives in the Live free or Die state has the audacity to tell the IRS to fuck off. And guess what? He's right! Federal Income Tax is completely unconstitutional. What? You haven't heard about this? well of course not! Paris Fucking Slut Hilton ( Read more... )

Well I finally got through to the Unemployment Office on the phone yesterday. Stiil don't know if I'm eligible, but I got my application in. Gotta get some money coming in from somewhere. Oh wait, I never posted the news on here. Had a heart attack on April 29. Can't work until at least July. And I might have to get a heart bypass. Basically, I'm

Donald Trump, FUCK YOU, YOU RIDICULOUS COMBOVER, SELF ABSORBED, LARDASSED CRETIN ( Read more... )

But I can add two and two ( Read more... )

The only difference between Adolph Hitler and George W Bush is that Hitler was elected.

Whitman was in Texas, wasn't he? Doesn't that make a bit of a difference ( Read more... )

*REPOSTED FROM ALEX JONES' MYSPACE ( Read more... )

While visiting the clan in Sandusky, Ohio last week I saw a huge display of diluted alcohol and cheap wine at a local drug store. (yes, Sandusky is a gigantic shithole)
I noticed among the variety of flavors offered by Wild Irish Rose that the Wild Fruit flavor has added ginseng in it. At least our wino's will be healthy.