Happy Holidays crumbfreebread

[dadomz]

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing-not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour

Comments

[aubergineautumn]

crackalious!

[dadomz]

Thanks. Lol.

[zeitgeistic]

I LOLZED far too much for this.

[dadomz]

Thanks. Lol.

[sesheta_66]

OK ... you had me with the title! Then I read it, and it was laugh after laugh. I think my favourite (this is difficult, because there were so many LMAO moments) was:

“I’m not gay; I just have needs.”

“Like Keeping your dick warm.”

“Hey, I didn’t make the rules.”

[dadomz]

Lol. Thanks!!!

[meredyth_13]

There should be more straight boys like that!

:D

[dadomz]

Trust me, most straight boys are like that.

... LOL.

[4am_secret]

Oh, this was GREAT :D

[dadomz]

Thank you! ^_^