Happy Holidays crumbfreebread

[dadomz]

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing-not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour

Comments

[mental_assualt]

oh wow! this was delightful! i smiled the whole way through. thanks for writing this!

[dadomz]

No problem! Thanks as well!

[dadomz]

Thanks! Hahaha.

[snottygrrl]

v. v. cute. thanks for sharing. ♥

[dadomz]

Thanks! : 3

[pervy_fairy]

This was SO VERY AWESOME!!! :D

OMG! I never read anything like this! *feels refreshed/happy*

I absolutely loved it. *adds to memories*

[dadomz]

Lol. Thanks! ^_^

[pearljamz]

are you serious? THIS IS YOUR FIRST TRY AT PORN??

IT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT!! *_* Crack. Check. Sex. Check. Sex. Check.

Wish there's a sequel or something..like for Valentine's Day..

[dadomz]

Lol. Hinting at something? Lol.