Happy Holidays crumbfreebread

[dadomz]

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing-not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour

Comments

[darsied]

this is like...the best thing I ever read. Please tell me you've written other things?

[dadomz]

Lol. Thank you. Yes, I have, but they're neither porny or funny. XD You can check my main page and I hope I don't disappoint.

[mickeylover303]

I love your sense of humour. Wonderfully written and absolutely nailed Harry and Draco.

[dadomz]

Thank you! Muchos!

[kykiske]

I LOVE this~~~ Absolutely brilliant! ^_^

[dadomz]

Thank you. Lol.

[celandineb]

LOL! Oh, this made me so gleeful -- you kept the tone perfect the whole way through.

[dadomz]

Thank you! Lol!

[frayach_nicuill]

“I’m utterly sorry Robert; how unfortunate of you to not even have a Jewish meal for Christmas.”

“Excuse me; he’s Jewish not Welsh and will you please stop concerning yourself with my life?

LOL! Omg, too funny. I got such a chuckle out of this. And plus it was hot. Funny and hot - two great tastes that taste great together (I'm quoting an American ad jingle in case you're from the other side of the pond). Definitely enjoyed this. Thanks for writing & sharing :)

[dadomz]

Which ad is that by the way? LOl.

and thank you : 3

[frayach_nicuill]

LOL. I can't remember. How sad is that? (It might have been Reeses Peanutbutter Cups, though, but I'm not sure.)