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[dadomz]

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing-not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour

Comments

[lotrwariorgodss]

Haha, that was incredibly cute! Harry's really far gone in denial isn't he? That ending was perfect - just what the story called for. Lovely job!

[dadomz]

Lol. Definitely. 'Tis why it's subtitle is written as: In Which Harry Denies He's Gay Eleven Times.

[tweeney]

Ahaha! That was absolutely great and oh so funny!!

These two killed me:

"You know, I've been rutting here for the past five minutes, the least you can do is scream your head off."

Draco raises his head and grumbles flatly, "Yes, Oh Merlin, More, Faster, Harder, Oh God--did I leave anything out? No? All right, don't wake me up when you're done." LMAO!

"I don't know; ask him which tastes better after giving someone a blowjob." xD

[dadomz]

Wow, thanks though. When I wrote the last line, I thought it was a bit lame. XD

[tweeney]

Really? Well, it got me snorting - so it's funny in my book! :D

[enchanted_jae]

This was fantastic and funny and so inventive and unique...*gushes*

[dadomz]

Thank you. Lol.

[claudia_bitu]

awwww, this was great! I really liked this. :-)

[dadomz]

Thank you! ^____^

[nussyslove]

And what a brillant sense of humor you have! That was wonderful!

Love the Cartier, Dolce and Gabanna, and Hugo Boss! I love this

kind of AU!

[dadomz]

Lol, they don't call me a brand whore for nuthin. Lol. Thank you though : )