Happy Holidays crumbfreebread

[dadomz]

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing-not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour

Comments

[westkitsune]

*falls off the computer chair laughing*

Great comic relief for every stressing HD fan...:D Thank you for this!

[dadomz]

Thanks. Lol.

[naatz]

Ooh, lovely humour. I quite liked that. =D

|Meduza|

[dadomz]

Glad someone is. Lol.

[crumbfreebread]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaa. i LOVED it. thank you so much, it was so incredibly perfect. i thought it was extremely amusing and i loved harry and draco so much!!!!!

secretary with benefits, lol. <3<3<3 the most perfect job for draco ever.

“I’m glad our complicated unrestrained sexual tension slash non relationship based on my compromised worked ethics and his sexually repressed dick is amusing you to the point of helping you make your life-altering decision,” Draco bites out.

:D:D:D I'm glad too!!!

once again, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[dadomz]

No problem! I was thinking of how to integrate each and every request into the fic and I thought--hey, mini drabble-like stories just might work!

Glad you liked them!

asfksrljagkjahkkjgs

[lilian_cho]

Why don't you ever tell me you write smut, woman? >=O

!111

*keyboard smash*

Will give a more coherent review sometime later.

Want to team-write sometime? X-D You write the smut and I'll write the plot, lol.

Re: asfksrljagkjahkkjgs

[dadomz]

LOL. I don't normally write smut, I write angst.

However, ever since I turned eighteen, I've consistently been waving banners for smex fics and gay pron.

co-writing

[lilian_cho]

X-D

The reason I ask is for this fic. And it's angsty too! Sorta! Well more dark and angst I s'pose.

You don't happen to know Kaori Yuki's Count Cain, do you?

Also, I have an RP set in the "People Like Us" universe. Summary here.
F-locked "Miracle Drug" cookie (the sequel) here.

Re: co-writing

[dadomz]

Lol, I'll check it out. Give me time off for my hell week first (and internet connection cuts automatically in the dormitory--yes, I'm such a loser, I live in a dorm).

I'll be reading them by tomorrow, most likely.

[simmysim]

This is fabulous. An absolute joy to read. :D

[dadomz]

Thank you!