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[daedal_phantasm]

KANKUROU

I NEED FLAMMABLE MATERIALS, AND I NEED THEM NOW

DON'T TRY AND PLAY COY WITH ME, EITHER. I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY RIGHT NOW.

...dear Jesus, what have I done?!

[Private to Obito]

...what are the chances of that being a very, very messed up dream?

It's going to be 'zero', isn't it...

...ohgod.

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[candiedxcherise]

......

If you're using flammable materials please don't do it inside?

I could make you some tea? Real tea... might help?

[daedal_phantasm]

...thanks for the thought, dear.

[candiedxcherise]

No problem...

[Private to Kurenai]

You're okay through right? It wasn't anything bad or anything?

I mean, I don't take any of your classes but I've heard you're a really good teacher so... well I'm babbling sorry!

But, umm it's a little concerning when a teacher writes something like this.

[daedal_phantasm]

I'm fine, dear. Honestly. Thank you, again.

[your_left]

Flammable materials...? (Can I borrow some? ....ha.)

[Private to Kurenai]

.......

[daedal_phantasm]

GET YOUR OWN, UCHIHA.

[Private to Obito]

....we pretend it never happened, okay?

[your_left]

Oh.

[Private to Kurenai]

I'm pretending so hard right now. I'm really concentrating on this.

[daedal_phantasm]

EXACTLY.

[Private to Obito]

Good. GOOD. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and prepare some sort of pagan cleansing ritual.

[no_sissy_stuff]

I GET PERMISSION TO BLOW SOMETHIN' UP? TELL ME. TELL ME YOU AREN'T KIDDIN'. FUCK YEAH.

[daedal_phantasm]

NO. I JUST NEED TO BURN SOMETHING. AND BURN IT GOOD.

[enjoyth3silence]

[Private to Kurenai]

.... don't give that animal matches or fireworks or... anything. He has no sense of decency.

Or responsibility.

....

...

I forgot to thank you for dinner.

[Private to Sasuke]

[daedal_phantasm]

He's actually surprisingly responsible when it comes to pyromania. I still wouldn't want to set him loose in my backyard with a Roman Candle, but he's not that bad.

...

...

My pleasure, dear. Any time you'd like to come around, you're welcome.

[wakedance]

[Private to Kurenai]

Kurenai...? Is...is everything okay? What's wrong?

[Private to Rin]

[daedal_phantasm]

....it's fine. I just had a bad start to the morning, that's all. A bit of caramel slice worked wonders! ♥

Re: [Private to Rin]

[wakedance]

[Private to Kurenai]

Wow, that was super convincing.

[Private to Rin]

[daedal_phantasm]

Wasn't it, though~?