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KANKUROU'S ANSWERING MACHINE
Hey. You've reached your friendly-as-fuck RA, Kankurou, an' I can't really be bothered to answer the phone. Leave your name, message, an' list of sexual favors you're willin' to preform if I get back to you, an' I'll think about gettin' a hold of you later ( Read more... ) -
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Glad to see everyone tried to find me.
Running away to join the circus blows when nobody even realizes you're gone ( Read more... ) -
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Dear Diary ( Read more... ) -
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To sum up last week, Bard-style.
On a certain sack of shit:
Art any more than a steward? Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
* Sir Toby, scene iii, Twelfth Night
and on drinkin' games an' closets:
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I've been lyin' next to a speaker, listenin' to The Lovin' Spoonful's "Do You Believe in Magic" for two hours. Jesus fuck, The Lovin' Spoonful. I'm not even high. What the hell is wrong with me?
I feel like shit. I'm not lonely. I'm jus' not doin' anythin'. Not goin' to classes. Not even playin'. I jus ( Read more... ) -
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OKAY, ASSWIPES.
WHO THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO SARAN WRAP MY CAR? IT WASN'T EVEN MY CAR. I WAS BORROWIN' IT.
FUCK. YOU. ALL.
INO, YOU'RE HELPIN' ME UNWRAP IT AN THEN YOU'RE GONNA CHEER ME UP.
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Calumnies are answered best with silence.
* Volpone (1606), Act II, sc. ii
I wanna be Ben Jonson when I grow up. Fuck. Satirical fao fox. Volpone. I mean, he wrote these plai plays, right. Satire. Sh
he was in jail TWICE, for killin' this actor, Gabriel Spun Se Spenser, but he got out, right, he got out 'cause he CONVERTED to CATHOLICISM ( Read more... ) -
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Since we're talkin' about feeeeeeeeeeeelings, here's my fortune-cookie-nugget-of-wisdom for the day: I have this feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling that nobody here likes me. That's rad. Means I don't hafta parade an' cater an' shit. I don't hafta pretend to like youIf anyone wants me, I'll be in the prop room. Probably real drunk or real high. Don't expect me ( Read more... ) -
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TO ALL AUDITIONEES ( Read more... )
