KANKUROU'S ANSWERING MACHINE

[no_sissy_stuff]

Hey. You've reached your friendly-as-fuck RA, Kankurou, an' I can't really be bothered to answer the phone. Leave your name, message, an' list of sexual favors you're willin' to preform if I get back to you, an' I'll think about gettin' a hold of you later

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[finger_walking]

Gee little brother, hearing your cheerful voice always turns my day into sunshine and lollipops.

Haven't seen you around campus yet, but saw a nasty dent in your bumper while I was walking the grounds. What happened to your car?

[left on Temari's answering machine]

[no_sissy_stuff]

Got your message.

My car got molested. It's a fuckin' cryin' shame. I'll get the bitch back, don't worry. I've got my ways.

When'm I gonna see you around? I mean, jesus, how is it that we're on the same campus but I FAIL to see you around? You avoidin' me?

Anyways...yeah. Whatever. I'll talk to you later.

[nosleepone]

You're an asshole.

Yeah, that's all.

[OOC This icon was totally made for this post, I am entertained]

[finger_walking]

Hey little brother! Quick question for you. So, long story but Anko and I got to talking about how Kurenai is kind of like the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland. You know, the broad who's always like "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" whenever someone fucks with her roses? Anyways, we both concur on that Kurenai would definitely order someone to the chopping block, and we agree that the head is sure to go. However, we started talking about 'head' as a euphemism and started wondering if Kurenai would order that bit of anatomy onto the block as well. Anko thinks so, I'm doubtful. She seems a little too keen on the goods to risk them like that, you know? I figured though, if anyone were to know just how much danger their package was in around this woman, it would be you. So, what do you think? Would she do it

[finger_walking]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Call me, let's hang out! Are you coming to my show next week?