Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance ( Read more... )

Greetings to all. Except you ( Read more... )

Presumably you've all heard of the shenanigans associated with the Kabbalah centre and it's high-profile "converts" such as Madonna and Melinda Messenger (who ( Read more... )

I used to think that people were great. Sometimes I still do. Then all it takes is one stupid fucking idiot to make my opinion of everyone do a great big 360.
I was at work yesterday (I'm a butcher) and a young man of about 20 walked up to me holding a whole chicken. He looked at me and asked:

"How do you freeze this?"

I looked at him for about 20 ( Read more... )

Science is the new God.

Medicine, Electronic Communications, Space Travel, Genetic Manipulation...

These are the "miracles" about which we now tell our children.

These are the "miracles" we herald as proof that science will bring us the answers.

The ancient stories of immaculate conceptions, burning bushes and parting seas are no longer ( Read more... )

You like having fun? Me too! We must be made for eachother ( Read more... )

I just went to see "The Grudge" and I can say without a doubt that it is the worst film ever made in the history of shit films.
I could have made a better movie and spent absolutely nothing. It would be approximately three seconds long and go something like this:


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There is only one explanation why America exists ( Read more... )

Something strange has befallen me.
For the past 2 weeks nothing has pissed me off.
I fear my powers of finding things to be pissed off about are waning.
I need help.

Do you ever wonder what the world would be like if every chav/rudeboy/townie didn't exist ( Read more... )