So I get a voicemail message vrom our good friend bob that goes something like this.

"Hey this is bob, I'm drunk.  I love you B."

I then call him back and he says he has been drink by himself since 5 (its 9 by this point).  And this was said by bob

Me: " are your teeth numb?"
Bob:" I don't know but i can't feel part of my legs they are all like rubbery ( Read more... )

News Bullten:  This just in the ever elusive B is believed to be makingan apperence in Lynchburg this weekend...keep a lookout for he is a dangerous creature that likes to bite people randomly.  more on this and more at 10.

Best Video ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mBGODdzzVw

http://godmodeawesome.ytmnd.com/

Well some higher being apperently doesn't like me all that much right now cause Big Blue (the lappy) is pretty much dead. My other o so pretty computer is also pretty much dead...its to the point where i can open documents and surf the web but thats about it. So that plus a lot of other crap makes life right now just peachy. Anyway time to go ( Read more... )

The popsicle is on the floor I repeat the popsicle is on the floor....that is all

For those that still read LJ in general and my LJ in particular i have an anouncement ( Read more... )

Here are pictues of my accident if you all are interested.  The green car next to mine is the other persons car.
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/timmons_b/album?.dir=/efdf

Well shit shit fuck shit....the Grimas is down...my car is dead...no more purple people eater ( Read more... )

"I'd be gay but i'm married, can i have a blanket?" - margret after a whole bottle of wine