My shiny new wife was actually employed by the forest service at one point; her harrowing tales of protecting the forest from plundering, adventure-seeking humans form the basis of my belief in SPAM as a weapon of mass destruction.
I'm not a forest worker or biologist and even I know that wolves don't attack humans unless cornered. Well, except for lawyers. ;) Just kidding! Not all lawyers are that bad!
Heh, anytime our helicopter takes off it's like $3000. There's no way in hell we'd extract anyone for being a cowardly moron. I actually got a call from my dispatcher about a hiker who was "very concerned about a mountain lion screaming nearby" at one of our parks. I got on the radio and said, "Yeah, they tend to do that sometimes."
Another reason why I think I'll stick with the local agencies...
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