I need a new job. I need new shoes. I need a house with a comfortable couch. I need to fix the leak in my radiator. I need to do an oil change. I need suspension on my bike. I need more friends. I need qualifications. I need to open a savings account. I need someone to go rock climbing with ( Read more... )

Dude, I have to write a journal entry but I don't know what to write.

Write that down man.

My fingers go like nubs when I type. They do look at them.

I can't talk and type though.

Why not?

Hey Can i see if i can do this.

Seriously, can i see if i can do this?

What?

I can type as fast as you can talk.

I'm back at home again. The plane flight was average. I find it strange how the suburbs look like giant circuit boards from a plane window. Qantas has improved their in flight meals ( Read more... )

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Merry Christmas ya'll ( Read more... )

Honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living ( Read more... )

I'm so fucking sketched out!

Not just one, but now BOTH my flat mates are moving out on me! What? Do I smell or something?

I have no internet at my house and neither of them will reconnect it. I can't set up an account till I decide what to do...

I either

(a) Find 2 people to replace my lost flat mates. If fail go to (b ( Read more... )

"The service is not connected. To have this service reconnected, please call ( Read more... )

I woke up at 3pm today -- no work today -- lovin' it. Why do I always want to sleep in? Is it because I hate idle reality and love to dream?

I have recurring dreams that are:

Seeing people messed up on drugs. Last night it was Bert Newton smoking from a crack pipe, wtf? I wake up dazed and confused.

Mass Destruction. The earth shakes, people ( Read more... )

Pardon me, Sir, is this seat taken?
I overheard you say: "Not stirred, but shaken."


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