Went out drinkin' at Birdee Num Num last night for a bit. Me and my buddy Dan walked down to the bottle'o to buy some beer. A blurry hour passes. Then I'm standing in a pub watching my friend Michelle sing "I will always love you". She didn't win Birdee Num Num Idol.

Got a parking ticket whilst parked out the front of my house. How does this ( Read more... )

My tail alone could tell you tales,
it's got a mind all of it's own.

I'm almost half way through Movember. I woke up this morning didn't recognise the guy looking back at me in the mirror. I have a shaved head and a sad atempt at a moustache. I'm standing there in the bathroom wondering: How did this happen?! I'm too easily influenced by my ( Read more... )

It's 9/11 today. Who's that hiding behind that Bush? Oh hey John. <-- Bad punt ( Read more... )

Well I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh
A T-shirt and no pants and I dance the bugaloo

I got lots to say. Just not enough time to say it! My day has currently been chock-a-block with full-on activity. I've basically been working 2 full-time jobs. A rough time table would be:

7:00am: Work Experience
4:00pm: Work
11:00pm: Sleep ( Read more... )

Homer:
Mr. Burns, here are your messages:
'You have thirty minutes to move your car.'
'You have ten minutes to move your car.'
'Your car has been impounded.'
'Your car has been crushed into a cube.'
'You have thirty minutes to move your cube.'

I arrived at work yesterday, right. Everything seems normal. Hell, it's a normal day at work ( Read more... )

This just in, God hates Delta. First cancer, then Paris Hilton steals her man. Poor chicky ( Read more... )

Tis the season to be angry ( Read more... )

I just ordered something I don't have very often-- a club Sandwich; consisting of chicken, bacon, baby spinach, cheese, tomato (ah you know what's in a club sandwich). Nevermind what I just ordered, does it make you hungry when I mention new types of food? If you eat a Club Sandwhich every day, then no, but if you haven't had a Club Sandwhich in a ( Read more... )

Me again. (boots up computer) Running 110% today ( Read more... )