Oh dear gods

Sep 09, 2014 04:36

I go to the bar at 11, expecting a burger and a drink. A woman who works there but is not on shift picks me up , invites herself back to my place. Once we get to my place, she goes on a spiel about how she wants to fuck me, but wants to know there is something between us. I tell her i have known her less than 3 hours; there's no way i could ( Read more... )

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whymsie September 9 2014, 12:27:54 UTC
Good god!!
Hey I just met you.
Fuck me senseless, but only if you're serious about me, and since we know nothing about one another, let's not use protection!
People.

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dagis September 11 2014, 05:26:36 UTC
It was awkward. There was babytalking and everything. I am not into babytalk.

Also, one of the first things she did in the morning was to ask me if she had said mean things to me, because she gets that way when drinking. So that's a good sign.

The worst is that she has my number, texted me "hi" earlier today, and now I have to figure out what I can say to preserve my ability to continue going to said bar for said burger and drink.

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