Comments | dagonakujin: Gynecology-Unit?

dagonakujin

Gynecology-Unit?

Aug 13, 2005 15:08

It's going to sound like Dagon is making this up, but he isn't. Last night, Dagon's friend Niles was mugged by G-Unit in downtown Birmingham. G-Unit is staying at the uppity "Townsend" because they are straight thuggin' like George W. (who stayed there before too). All the ghetto-niggaz in the hood stay at the "Townsend" to show just how posh ( ( Read more... )

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xgijoeprincessx August 14 2005, 01:33:04 UTC

hmm...

glassparkinglot August 16 2005, 07:15:38 UTC

That's how things roll in the gangsta ass town of...Birmingham? Huh?

By the way, he said "G-Unit groupies", not the actual group. Do you really think Fitty would roll up on everyone who wore a shirt making fun of him? This was idiots from Birmingham who thought they were so gansgta they wouldn't let someone make fun of their favorite rappers.

Still sucks though.

dagonakujin August 16 2005, 09:14:43 UTC

Actually, you are quite wrong. These were not Birmingham kids who think they're tough. There were eight full tour buses and four 15-passenger vans that rolled into town for a tour. One of the vans stopped and unloaded. Dagon found out from police that there were somewhere around 80 people there with the tour staying at the hotel.

During the ordeal the "groupies" were too busy asking for autographs to care what was going on. Yes, Dagon is not sure what any of the actual "Gay-Unit" members look like (besides all having a vague resemblance to Jaws from James Bond), but these were people that were part of the tour.

deerslayer88 August 16 2005, 17:23:11 UTC

lol thats something that would happen to me for wearing my confederate flag bandana and Lynyrd Skynyrd Shirt, wow man!

Corey

koolaid32 August 17 2005, 00:27:54 UTC

hey jagon... i mean dagon you need to reread that post cuz niles said himself it was groupies, so you need to practice your reading comprehension skills. you really think 50, game, young buck and the rest of them got out and jumped your friend. HE WISHES!!!!!!

P.S. get your hair cut

glassparkinglot August 17 2005, 04:02:24 UTC

Uhh, just because they drove behind them doesn't mean that they were part of the actual musical group G-Unit. Even if they are tour staff, they're still just groupies, or "roadies", or whatever.

If I was on staff for Bush's inaugural parade and beat you up for wearing a "not my president" shirt, would you say that Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and W jumped you?

Still sucks though.

dagonakujin August 17 2005, 20:49:56 UTC

Roadies would be more appropriate than groupies. Yes, it was not "Fitty", but Dagon doesn't know who the hell any of those "Geriatric-Unit" guys are. They were people with the tour, however. They were not fans or ghetto-kids from Birmingham. And yes, now one of them has a warrent out for his arrest. To use your metaphor, if Dagon got beat up at the Dubya parade he wouldn't say that Rove and Cheney and Condolizza (or most likely Bolton) beat him up, but he would say that the Bush campaign shanked him.

*shrug* Semantics.

And Dagon did just get his hair cut. :P