Is God An American?( Read more... )

Cthulhu is very happy to be back in the arms of Dagon (and Dagon is overjoyed to be back in the tentacles of Cthulhu). At one point in time, they were innocent lovers, meeting each other in parks and at the wave pool, desperate for each other's touch. The days all went by so fast, especially when they had to run home to their unsupportive ( Read more... )

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So last week Dagon thought everything was a go. He stood up to the evil gods of the RIAA, and then he got fucked up beyond all hope. Dagon is the frickin' fish-god and it was like he was cursed and made allergic to water. Drink. Vomit. Dehydrate. Drink. Vomit. Dehydrate. This is how Dagon spent last Thursday. Vomit. He didn' ( Read more... )

CD Swap Soiree 2005/06

Saturday January 7, 2006Okay, here is Dagon's idea. Dagon thought it would be cool if everyone could get together sometime to share their esoteric and unique musical interests with all their friends. Dagon knows lots of cool people who listen to cool music, and it'd help him enlarge his iTunes library. Everyone could make ( Read more... )

Dagon thought he would try something new this weekend. That is right, something he had never done before. So, he put on a cool outfit, ate some tacos, picked up an insanely attractive girl, grabbed some friends, and went to Detroit. And you know what Dagon did then? Well, he went out and got robbed by Bitches the Crackhead.

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Dagon vs. The Great Mount Zionists Now that Dagon has finally received his last check he can write freely about his previous employers. Note that names have been changed to protect the guilty. Also, while the text below perfectly captures the exact spirit of the conversations, it also adds in a small heft of hyperbole and a teeny bit of ( Read more... )

Ich bin im Augenblick nervös. Ich habe ein Datum heute abend mit einem Mädchen, das ich beim "Java Hutt" traf und sie ist einfach adorable. Wenn ich im BegriffWAR, sie auf japanisch zu beschreiben: 彼女は芸術家である。彼女は愛らしい。彼女はスマート、美しい。彼女は小柄い。彼女は創造的である。彼女は話し好きである。私は彼女とあるのを好む。 Ihr Journal wird an meine angeschlossen. Sie können es finden ( ( Read more... )

God damn. God damn. Damn it. Shit, God damn. Damn. Damn. Why does Dagon have to have these insights? Why does he have to be privy to any of this information. Dagon doesn't want to know. He doesn't like rocking the boat, but he knows his place is to ask questions. To see. He doesn't ask to be psychic or prophetic. He doesn't want to be ( Read more... )

It's going to sound like Dagon is making this up, but he isn't. Last night, Dagon's friend Niles was mugged by G-Unit in downtown Birmingham. G-Unit is staying at the uppity "Townsend" because they are straight thuggin' like George W. (who stayed there before too). All the ghetto-niggaz in the hood stay at the "Townsend" to show just how posh ( ( Read more... )

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