I try to wipe the blood from my eyes, but the motion is feeble, half-hearted. My hand won't do what I tell it to, and it flops ineffectually at the crimson mask that blinds my sight. My ears still work, though, and his vicious laugh echoes through my skull. Abandoning my futile attempt to clear my eyes, I lift my gun once more. It feels like I' ( Read more... )

I was thinking of a traitor,
Just a traitor of the mind.
A construct of my dreaming
In a world I'd not defined.

I thought his scheme was petty
And his role was nothing new.
His unveiling lacked all style;
It was clear he was untrue.

But mocking his disgrace
The joke is still on me,
For if the thug lives in my head
It means that I am he.

Campbell Defies Known Laws of Biology, Somehow Sleeps through EverythingDespite a theoretical limitation on the length of a time a non-comatose human being can remain asleep, the ever newsworthy Andrew Campbell has managed to make headlines again by sleeping like no man has ever slept before. While it is not unheard of for individuals to sleep ( Read more... )

...I will now play Russian Roulette via LJ.

Everyone ready?

Okay, let's get this party started. One bullet, six chambers. I'll give her a quick spin...

Right then, can everyone see clearly? 3...2...1...

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Andrew MX48Y3Q System Update ( Read more... )

Andrew MX48Y3Q System Diagnostics:

Neural Functions........................Online
Motor Functions.........................Online
Input/Output Systems................Online

Efficiency Analysis:
Neural Functions: 50%
Motor Functions: 95%
Input/Output: 95%
Power Supply: 10%

WARNING: Andrew power supply is below recommended levels. Recharge ( Read more... )

Incident 1) President Strauss apologizes to the student body for possible discriminatory overtones when two students steal a fucking piece of artwork and burn it like lunatics. Nothing in the email implies that stealing and burning other people's art is wrong, so long as it can't be considered racist ( Read more... )

Unholy Alliance Threatens World Order!Claremont, CA- In a move that stunned anyone remotely aware of recent politics, superpowers Andrew Campbell and Nick Herman have joined forces to take on most of the known world. Military analysts believe that at their current rate of progress, victory is only a matter of time. "Within minutes of the ( Read more... )

It's the sort of thing you can never imagine happening to you, which makes it all the more startling when it does. College relaxes your attitude towards certain types of behaviour, but you think your self-control is unchanging. Then one day it starts. The peer pressure was pretty intense, and coming from a person I trusted so much it was only a ( Read more... )

It's been a year, but the fire that began burning in me last November has not died out. My most ambitious work of fiction still lives on, and recently the gears in my head have resumed turning. My ideas and visions grow sharper by the day, and soon the first volume of the renewed Unholy War will be complete. It still lacks a title, though, so ( Read more... )