I just finished watching the very first episode of Power Rangers.

Because Trent Reznor likes to fuck with people, Nine Inch Nails released a new album on the fifth, entitled The Slip, with no advertising or anouncement. Because Trent Reznor is probably the coolest person to ever exist, it is available for free download on the Nine Inch Nails website, with the quote, "Thank you for your continued and loyal support ( Read more... )

As many of you are probably aware, Stephen Colbert has called out J.D. Salinger. For every day he does not appear on his show, Colbert will tear a story out of Nine Stories. This made me realize I bought a copy of Nine Stories with a gift card i got for Christmas and I have not yet read it. I think I am going to jump on that, because Salinger is ( Read more... )

So I finally got to sleep around six this morning. Not too bad, there was some gaming last night. But when I got woken up at 8:16 I was not a happy camper. My mom needed me to make a stew and change a tire. I got up, figured I could be done with both within an hour and go back to sleep. No such luck. I spent at least an hour on the tire, and to no ( Read more... )

I was in the mood to post a poem, and i wrote this one a while ago ( Read more... )

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/7

Garfield comics without Garfield and Odie. Brilliant!

I hang on your every word.

Pin me down
string me up.
Speak the words
tie the noose.

I hang to the point of asphyxiation.

Pour the wine
I'll drop the cup
Kick the stool
the rope hangs loose.

Erotic asphyxiation.

I posted this as response to an entry someone else made, but I thought everyone could benefit from hearing it ( Read more... )

Damnit I'm Mad, by Demetri Martin ( Read more... )

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