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I decided to restart my live journal today, and then everything shitty happened today. I was gloating about how I had not had a phone stolen in forever, so obvs some douche stole my phone tonight while I was working. Then whoever stole it took to Facebook and twitter with all sorts of pictures and "I WANT DICK" updates and now every social ( Read more... ) -
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Facebook feed this morning: two people had babies, one person died. Net gain I guess. Ugh. -
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next option: finish my second 40, lie down for a minute, take some narcolepsy pills, and load the dog into a cab and go to the dog hospital in 45 minutes. show up to the dog hospital drunk and smelling of colt 45. excellent plan. i really fucking hope the dog doesn't die, also, my new phone is broken. it is fully charged but shuts off 20 seconds ( Read more... ) -
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[whining about not being invited to anybody's memorial day bbq] -
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i've saved every issue of Marie Claire magazine since I started subscribing two years ago. my apartment is very small and the magazine file boxes take up more room than they should because Vogue and Elle both insist on being an inch and a half think every other month and W is a weird size etc etc... and I've always kept Marie Claire because of the ( Read more... ) -
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i have met my future ex boyfriend. not only is he a chef at jean georges, he also looks like james franco and fixed the broken zipper on my coat.
haha, just kidding. the thought of having another boyfriend still makes me break out in hives. but still, he was very nice, and wouldn't it be awesome dating a chef? -
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experiment: how many four lokos can i drink before i die?
hypothesis: at least one more