More obnoxious ghosts. What a curious coincidence, that was at the very top of my list of things this city needs.

If any of them are thinking of attempting to move in, they should be aware that 1) we have no more couch-space and 2) I have no qualms about having them exorcised on the spot. Today I am allowing nothing to spoil my mood. Today is a ( Read more... )

I never tell anyone anymore, but I had a sister ( Read more... )

Georgia, the apartment looks like a warzone. Is anyone in your motley and malnourished collection of friends capable of picking up after themselves, or are we waiting for the president to arrive and declare the living room to be a state of emergency? All this blood and debris everywhere is almost quaintly reminiscent of the Chelsea Hotel during ( Read more... )