you know that teenagers have made the internet that much more of an ego-wank when your brand-new digital camera actually has a self-portrait option.

did you hear that?

my camera will actually automatically center your face so that you can post photos of yourself that do not look like ass.ladies and gentlemen, that's simply not right. however, on ( Read more... )

another part of me just wants to shave my head.
another, even more potent part of myself just does not want to finish my science paper, since i hate writing essays with the power of a thousand burning suns.

and a science paper?

well, jesus. i do not want to write one of those, let me tell you ( Read more... )

and this, ladies and gentlemen, is one of those times.
so instead, in a blazing act of absolute defiance (read: also procrastination), i present to you documentation from the horiffic, terrifying and utterly banal...


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i'm supposed to be learning about stage management forms in the ACADLAB at school.
instead, i am battling with this weird soggy feeling in the bottom of my tummy, a feeling of bad things to come.

oh, dear.

i hope all this existentialist dread dissipates.

okay ( Read more... )

Nothing 'Happy Birthday In Two More Days to Me' quite like buying myself a copy of the Muppet Show, Season One, and then pigging out on it while I work on the viking set.

there are those days where one minute you're enjoying lemongrass tofu and noodles on the cheap when you recieve a call from someone looking for a set designer for their musical about vikings ( Read more... )

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i was thinking about how i really wanted a delightful snack to compliment both my perusal of the internet and my enjoyment of bjork's 'joga' single and was convinced there was nary a snack item in the apartment to be found.

and then yuehmei's post reminded i have delicious blueberry cheesecake sandwich cookies in the cupboard and everything was good ( Read more... )

in a world where planes are randomly a-crashing, people are being forced out of their homes for politic's sake and i was constantly awoken by the behemoth (better known as 'the cat') all last night, this is actually news ( Read more... )