Dear Various Evil Beings Of Middle Earth ( Read more... )

*is unconcious under some sort of a something*

I have pretty new icons.

And a pretty new journal layout.

And here is a poll. Please be honest.

Poll Who bought me this paid account?

Dear Lovely Adorable Person who bought me a paid account ( Read more... )

*hears gossip about an possible invasion of the Shire by some evil clown, and fetches precautionary zippo*

My brother is getting married today.
*puts on pretty dress*
Merry is getting married.
*does hair and make-up*
Wow.
*checks self in mirror and walks outside*

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Dear Liquid2k ( Read more... )

Daisy Gamgee ( Read more... )

*coldly*

Bilbo, I'd like you to go and dig up all they things of mine that you buried in the garden, clean them thoroughly and put them back exactly where you found them.