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"EXACTLY 200 days ago, a pretty little hobbit named Daisy fell down a really big hole. Shiiit, she thought, considering as she was armed only with an pretty purple eyeshadow she stole from a passing Legolas, a half empty bottle of vodka and her treasured zippo ( Read more... )

Faramir Took has been kidnapped and forced to live in a suspicious looking box! li3k OmG, *sOb* :'(

It is ok. I have a replacement Faramir, yes I do.


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I DIDN'T GET MADE A MAIA. Well, fine! See if I care!!! Any proper valar would be tripping over themselves to maia me, being the wonderful, beautiful, intelligent and grudge-holding hobbit that I am.
So, lo and behold, a direct copy of his form!

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?:
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ONE YEAR AT MESPT.
New icons to mark the occasion.

I think I will celebrate by...
( ...revealing my hobbit!boobies. )

Tomorrow is my One Year Anniversary At MESPT. And because my mun is much too lazy to get up tomorrow morning and announce it then, the party starts NOW.

I have my top hat and stuffed oliphaunt, so I'm ready.

*swigs from a bottle of vodka*

PARTY ON DOWN AT DAISY'S, etc!!!

To Any Frodos That Are Married To My So-Called Father:
You. Me. Blackmail. I have pictures! I really do! It's not a lie! Not only pictures, but pictures involving ELVES. Female ones at that. I have not yet decided my price.
Love,
Daisy
xxx

A great tragedy has occured.

I'm out of lighter fuel.

Um.

Ring of power... good.
Dad wants me to go to boarding school... bad.
Elrohir has not been punished enough... bad.
None of the horses are showing any signs of any diseases... bad.

...And Lady Blacksail. She's dead... bad...
And they want me to be a queen of sorts...

Things must be done.

*recieves package from Deagol*

Ooh, vengeance on loved ones has been acquired.

*opens the cannisters veeeeery carefully*
*watches the nice little Foot And Mouth germs escape*

Muahahahahaha, suffer horses, SUFFER!!!

((See here if you don't know what Foot and Mouth disease is. (Deagol altered it so it affects horses) Your horsie puppet doesn't ( Read more... )